"This song just makes you want to try out new types of armor, right?"
- "Bard: Let's see here... Oh, you found "Bucklers and Bonnets. My suggestion to incorporate anvils into this composition was tossed aside. PAH! I say, make music not war!"
- The title references two of the three trades in the Armor Outpost: armors and hats.
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