The Goatarmorer is a bipedal goat like the Goatician. He has brown fur and wears a red coat. He also carries a book.
The Goatarmorer only appears in New Game Plus mode, next to the Goatician at the shops in the Village. He was sent from the Armor Outpost to allow customers of the Aerial Anvil the possibility to exchange armors or to buy new one.
- "Goatarmorer: I've been sent here to convene with Aerial Anvil customers! Please, enjoy this convenience!"
- The Goatarmorer uses the same sprite model as the Goatician, with a different color palette.